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The Shire Patch
ShirePatch
Owner LordBlackadder
Race Halflings
Debut Season Season III
Last Season -
Team Motto -
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The Shire Patch were by far the worst team in league history. Making their debut in Season III, Spike! Magazine predicted that they would not finish bottom of the tables, so it seems the halflings set out to prove them wrong. Almost immediately abandoned by their owner, they scored only one touchdown in thirteen games, while conceding a record number themselves, and lost all but one match to end the season with the lowest ever points total.

By the end of the third season, every match record had been set in a game involving the Shire Patch.

The Shire Patch's game against the Red Sabres in Week 11 of Season III was notable for the riot that ensued after the match, as fans fuelled by large quantities of unusually cheap Bloodweiser beer took to the streets around the stadium, causing major property damage.

PlayersEdit

Coaching staffEdit

  • Bilbo Baggins - Assistant Coach: Defensive Coordinator
  • Samwise Gamgee - Assistant Coach: Offensive Coordinator
  • Sandy Brown-Grass: Apothecary

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